Mount Everest is actually a kidney stone the Avid Reader passed in 1965.
The Avid Reader taught "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair the secrets of the figure four leglock.
The Avid Reader once made love to Sophia Loren just so he could tell her she wasn't as good as Ann Margret.
The sitcom "The Jeffersons" was based on the life of the Avid Reader, only he's not black, has never run a dry cleaning business, and wouldn't dream of moving up North. Everything else fits though.
There is a level of Homeland Security Alert higher than red, it's Avid.
The nation of Bangladesh's gross national product is 28 dollars less than what the Avid Reader brought in last year.
The Avid Reader once snuck into Lenin's tomb and took a picture of himself teabagging the former Soviet Leader.
The language of Esperanto was developed by the United Nations to be able to have meetings without the Avid Reader knowing the details.
The Avid Reader loves to watch Everybody Loves Raymond. I don't know, that's just a good show.
Comedy Central planned to roast the Avid Reader, but nobody had the balls to cross him.
The Avid Reader was considered for an NFL expansion team when the Jaguars and Panthers came in, but re-writing the NFL rulebook to fit one player teams seemed a bit difficult.
The power of Christ would not compel the Avid Reader.
Gladiator actually depicts the story of the Avid Reader's ancestor, Avidus Readeriumus.
The Avid Reader built an aircraft carrier he uses on the Tombigbee to waterski.
The UFC was started as a way for men to learn to fight off an attack from the Avid Reader.
President Obama recently requested the Avid Reader join his team as Badass Czar.
The Avid Reader tried to enter The Mauler in the Daytona 500, but Bill France said he would have to settle for the Craftsman Truck Series. The Avid Reader does not settle.
The Avid Reader bought Neil Peart his first drum kit.
The Avid Reader taught "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair the secrets of the figure four leglock.
The Avid Reader once made love to Sophia Loren just so he could tell her she wasn't as good as Ann Margret.
The sitcom "The Jeffersons" was based on the life of the Avid Reader, only he's not black, has never run a dry cleaning business, and wouldn't dream of moving up North. Everything else fits though.
There is a level of Homeland Security Alert higher than red, it's Avid.
The nation of Bangladesh's gross national product is 28 dollars less than what the Avid Reader brought in last year.
The Avid Reader once snuck into Lenin's tomb and took a picture of himself teabagging the former Soviet Leader.
The language of Esperanto was developed by the United Nations to be able to have meetings without the Avid Reader knowing the details.
The Avid Reader loves to watch Everybody Loves Raymond. I don't know, that's just a good show.
Comedy Central planned to roast the Avid Reader, but nobody had the balls to cross him.
The Avid Reader was considered for an NFL expansion team when the Jaguars and Panthers came in, but re-writing the NFL rulebook to fit one player teams seemed a bit difficult.
The power of Christ would not compel the Avid Reader.
Gladiator actually depicts the story of the Avid Reader's ancestor, Avidus Readeriumus.
The Avid Reader built an aircraft carrier he uses on the Tombigbee to waterski.
The UFC was started as a way for men to learn to fight off an attack from the Avid Reader.
President Obama recently requested the Avid Reader join his team as Badass Czar.
The Avid Reader tried to enter The Mauler in the Daytona 500, but Bill France said he would have to settle for the Craftsman Truck Series. The Avid Reader does not settle.
The Avid Reader bought Neil Peart his first drum kit.
