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MadDawg's Thursday Arse of the Day |
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Posts: 3593 08/09/07 12:40 PM AssMan |
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BigMotherTucker |
Looks like a nice church girl... | #1 | ||
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Posts: 5161 08/09/07 12:41 PM Darth Photoshop |
very nice.
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MrBigDawg |
Re: Looks like a nice church girl... | #2 | ||
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Posts: 320 08/09/07 12:43 PM |
Church of the Sacred Arse?
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Roy Munson |
Wow... | #3 | ||
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Posts: 3015 08/09/07 01:26 PM The MEATCLEAVER |
that is a great set of tits and the ass is very very very nice...
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hotdigitydog |
That's assuming she has the second one. Had a buddy of | #4 | ||
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Posts: 896 08/09/07 01:28 PM |
mine who ended up having a bad experiene one night with a girl that had just one tit. We henceforth called her the "unitit". He said it would've been alright had the single boob been centered. You know, kinda like a cyclops..............
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BigMotherTucker |
That is the most disturbing thing ive ever heard... | #5 | ||
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Posts: 5161 08/09/07 01:53 PM Darth Photoshop |
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forcroomthebelltolls |
What's most important here.. | #6 | ||
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Posts: 138 08/09/07 03:32 PM |
..is..MadDawg recognizes class, he always does. This lady, obviously a product of good breeding, displays consensual expressions[fingers pointing down] desired by gentlemen.
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Roy Munson |
Wow... | #7 | ||
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Posts: 3015 08/09/07 03:41 PM The MEATCLEAVER |
that is pretty bad...
There is a legend of a girl back when i was in high school in the jones county area that didnt have anything down below. It was just flat skin. One night at one of our "house parties" out in the county one of my buddies came running out from one of the back rooms hollerin its true its true, the legend is true and the sumbitch didnt stop and i think he was pickeup on I59 still visibly shaken |
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MrBigDawg |
Re: That's assuming she has the second one. Had a buddy of | #8 | ||
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Posts: 320 08/09/07 03:41 PM |
Ok... Unitit? I must say there are a lot of breast cancer survivors that would bitch slap you for that one...
but... I had to ask God for forgiveness because when I read that I laughed out loud. Unitit... cyclops... damn |
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hotdigitydog |
Everytime I see that guy I can't help but think of unitit | #9 | ||
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Posts: 896 08/09/07 04:31 PM |
My bad. I just couldn't resist...........
However, in his defense, he did tell me that the one tit the ole girl did have was a nice'un. BTW, this ole boy also happened to like one legged girls. Once slept with a woman who had wooden leg. He told me that (pardon the expression) he lost his "woodie" when he saw the leg laying in the floor and that he later had to use a phone book for a prop. He still has splinters to this day.......... BTW, I'm not making either of these stories up. TRUE!!!!!!! |
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BigErnMcracken |
Re: That's assuming she has the second one. Had a buddy of | #10 | ||
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Posts: 3977 08/09/07 04:35 PM |
ive got some good stories and real dirty ones, but nothing comes close to a "unitit".
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I mean, shit, Im laughing as I type this. "I dont care if we are playing mississippi in a game of country jake....I want to beat them. No matter what sport/game. I want to steal their women, drink their whiskey and kill bigger deer than them". --- CB9 getting fired up for the Guvnah's Cup --- 4/17/07 "Its great to be an elitist" --- Coach34 |
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Porkchop.msusixpackmessa... |
A guy that works with me | #11 | ||
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Posts: 3826 08/09/07 04:42 PM Louis Winthorpe III |
(I know, there I go bragging about how I make money by working) has some story about his friend having sex with a lady with one leg, and every 5 strokes or so, he has to readjust her because she can't keep herself stationary on one side. He described it sort of like an old typewriter.
It's probably BS, but it's funny as hell when he tells it. He picks her up in a bar and only finds out about the leg when he gets back to the room. She says "Are you OK with this?" and he says "You are going to have to give me a minute." |
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DAWGS1 |
There was a girl at State back in the mid/late 80's that.... | #12 | ||
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Posts: 1174 08/09/07 04:53 PM |
had one leg. Kinda short, blonde hair and pretty good looking. I think she was a DG or Phi Mu. Won't say her name but anyone there then remember her?
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BigErnMcracken |
Re: There was a girl at State back in the mid/late 80's that | #13 | ||
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Posts: 3977 08/09/07 04:55 PM |
I remember a girl that used to come to frat parties (probably 00-03ish) and she was in a wheelchair. She would just get wasted.
Not sure if anyone ever hooked up with her. "I dont care if we are playing mississippi in a game of country jake....I want to beat them. No matter what sport/game. I want to steal their women, drink their whiskey and kill bigger deer than them". --- CB9 getting fired up for the Guvnah's Cup --- 4/17/07 "Its great to be an elitist" --- Coach34 |
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Re: There was a girl at State back in the mid/late 80's that | #14 | ||
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Posts: 723 08/09/07 04:58 PM |
Hey BigErn, does the Tickler know you were at frat parties?
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Stormrider81 |
Best thread of the day by far | #15 | ||
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Posts: 9510 08/09/07 05:08 PM |
This shit has me in stitches.
"Croom couldn't lead us to a hop-scotch championship , much less the SEC championship." AceLeroy 9/30/06
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AceLeroy |
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Posts: 1460 08/09/07 06:05 PM |
Hey , I bet the girl with nothing but taint from her ass to her belly button had the parts underneath the skin. Probably all she needed was one quick lick with a hatchet to make her normal.
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hotdigitydog |
We may know the same person. Do you by any chance | #17 | ||
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Posts: 896 08/09/07 06:19 PM |
live in Northeast MS?
I swear that both stories are true. The girl with the wooden leg I wouldn't have believed had I not been at the club (Classix in Columbus) when my buddy picked up this chick. She was pretty hot to be honest and I didn't know she had a wooden leg until he told me the next morning. I did notice that she had a slight limp. Thought she may have had an in grown toenail or something........ |
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hotdigitydog |
Shit, I don't blame the ole boy. I'd be shaken too. | #18 | ||
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Posts: 896 08/09/07 06:28 PM |
However, I'd probably hit it anyway. That is assuming I had enough alcohol in me.
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hotdigitydog |
Heck, this was in Columbus at Classix...... | #19 | ||
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Posts: 896 08/09/07 06:31 PM |
probably in the early 90's. May have been the same girl.
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Original48 |
Re: There was a girl at State back in the mid/late 80's that | #20 | ||
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Posts: 86 08/09/07 08:01 PM |
A buddy of mine hooked up with her. It was referenced during a toast at his rehearsal dinner.
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dd69 |
Re: We may know the same person. Do you by any chance | #21 | ||
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Posts: 41 08/09/07 08:10 PM |
I had a frat brother who had the last name "Pyle". We just called him Shit. He used to hit it regularly!
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DaRealist |
Re: We may know the same person. Do you by any chance | #22 | ||
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Posts: 1 08/09/07 11:52 PM |
i remember that girl in the wheelchair, she was always sloshing. also remember picking her ass up going down the stairs after Afroman at the sig ep house. what a bitch that was.
also, my current roomie used to give that one-legged girl hellacious anal. he said he never had a girl that liked it that much to beg for it and wouldn't leave. the best part was after rick's, his description of her unscrewing her prostetic leg. |
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Battle Ed |
Gomer or Shannon? nm | #23 | ||
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Posts: 7 08/10/07 07:31 AM |
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cowbell9 |
I remember that chick. Have a story or two. | #24 | ||
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Posts: 4442 08/10/07 07:38 AM |
"I'm an idiot"..BigErnMckraken
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BigErnMcracken |
Re: We may know the same person. Do you by any chance | #25 | ||
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Posts: 3977 08/10/07 07:39 AM |
Quote: I remember that party. U.S and Afroman on Friday and Saturday. That was the Florida game weekend in 2000 I believe. The only reason I remember it is because, at that party, my best friend and I ran a train on some girl. My only time to do that. It was very memorable. Also, that was the best feeling after a win I have ever felt. "I dont care if we are playing mississippi in a game of country jake....I want to beat them. No matter what sport/game. I want to steal their women, drink their whiskey and kill bigger deer than them". --- CB9 getting fired up for the Guvnah's Cup --- 4/17/07 "Its great to be an elitist" --- Coach34 |
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redfish66 |
The Power of the Six Pack | #26 | ||
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Posts: 1156 08/10/07 07:57 AM |
amazing how a thread can go from girl with great tits (nice nipple 'sitting way up firm and high') and a great ass to banging one legged chicks and girls in wheel chairs.
the best part of this is the stories are always about someone else. come on guys, fess up, you were the one banging the retarded chick working the fryer at McDonalds (but those titties weren't retarded) "I used to jog but the ice-cubes kept falling out of my glass."
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MadDawg |
This thread is GOLD. Gold I tell ya! | #27 | ||
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Posts: 3593 08/10/07 09:02 AM AssMan |
Where else can you go to read stories about banging one-legged chicks and one-boobied broads nicknamed unitit?
This is pure comedic gold. |
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bigmsufan |
Here is a good one. | #28 | ||
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Posts: 194 08/10/07 09:42 AM |
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It is no girl in a wheel chair or one legged girl story, but it is still a good one. I had a room mate that started showing interest in a girl at a club and as he would try to talk to her she would point to her ear as to say that she couldnt hear him, so he took it as the music must have been to loud for her to understand him. Well the night when on and they were getting pretty hot and heavy and it wasnt until they got in the car to go home when he realized she was deaf. He just kind of laughed at himself for finding a deaf girl at the bar and then continued on to his place where the deaf thing didnt stop him from bangging her. And the next morning I thought the girl was just being a bitch as I tried to make conversation with her and then she told me she was deaf. Needless to say I spit my drink all over the room and left the table to go laugh my ass off. I still give him hell about it, but it is still an awesome story. |
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MrBigDawg |
it get's better and better! | #29 | ||
