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Spinoff from non-sports thread: make NASCAR better |
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Posts: 4106 06/30/09 11:45 AM AssMan |
We had a thread earlier on how to make soccer better. Let's throw out some ideas of how to make NASCAR better (tolerable).
My suggestion: Those spoke things from the car race in Grease that shred the side of a car or tires. a.JPG)
couldn't find a better picture. Any more ideas? |
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Posts: 335 06/30/09 11:52 AM |
Ramps, explosives. Basically make it like that Jason Statham movie, Death Race.
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1msudawg |
allow right turns | #2 | ||
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Posts: 899 06/30/09 11:55 AM |
I could buy Crimson red, erect a shrine to the Bear in my den and start Screaming "Roll Tide" tomorrow. I could buy a ton of Orange stuff, some
orange socks, orange tassle loafers and learn the words to Rockytop tonight. I could buy a case of cheap corn whiskey and find a table in the grove Saturday -
I own Dockers, have a freshly laundered heavily starched white button down collar shirt and a $300.00 Blue Blazer in my closet. I could fake all of that OM
stuff until I got good at it - Why, just listen to me, "Hotty Toddy - where's my ice" - sounds authentic doesn't it? I know people who suck
crawfish heads and follow them up with a corn dog. I like gumbo and Old Crow. I could root for the Tigers down in Red Stick (WHo dat?) right away. -
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Posts: 126 06/30/09 11:57 AM |
Cars that go a lap down have to turn around and race in the opposite direction.
"I use heavy strings, tune low, play hard, and floor it. Floor it! That's technical talk." -Stevie Ray Vaughn |
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8Dog |
Put all of the fan seating on the track* | #4 | ||
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Posts: 6592 06/30/09 11:58 AM Message Board Hero |
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MSUCostanza |
Award the most Winston Cup points... | #5 | ||
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Posts: 8131 06/30/09 12:00 PM Post Count + 10000 |
to the driver that marries his sister, so he'll fit in more with his fans.
Have rednecks in the infield shooting at the cars as they go around the track. Have all of the drivers high on meth, like their fans, while driving. Might make for more interesting wrecks.
Greg Byrne is the Stan Jones of athletic directors.
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VegasDawg13 |
Make it 500 seperate races instead of a 500 mile race. | #6 | ||
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Posts: 1005 06/30/09 12:02 PM |
More scoring.
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dubmdawg |
Get rid of Dale Jr. | #7 | ||
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Posts: 59 06/30/09 12:04 PM |
Him and Elliot Sadler just take up space.
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Dawgpile |
Play a World Cup qualifier on the frontstretch** | #8 | ||
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Posts: 786 06/30/09 12:12 PM |
asdf
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The Truth |
Let soccer players drive the race cars, and drivers play soccer.... | #9 | ||
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Posts: 4 06/30/09 12:30 PM |
and let's see who lives longer.
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Center Z |
Best so far^ | #10 | ||
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Posts: 1373 06/30/09 12:32 PM |
Thank this guy.
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Croomp |
A halftime or stopping time? | #11 | ||
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Posts: 1342 06/30/09 12:35 PM |
maybe give the fans a little extra to see besides cars going in circles all afternoon |
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt |
Allow nitrous boosts | #12 | ||
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Posts: 1861 06/30/09 12:52 PM |
You get 5 per race
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Bdog9090 |
Instead of watching it | #13 | ||
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Posts: 324 06/30/09 12:57 PM |
paint a wall, then watch it dry. More interesting.
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Optimus Prime 4 |
a firebreathing, car eating robot. And monster trucks. To run over them while they drive** | #14 | ||
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Posts: 7291 06/30/09 01:02 PM Cobra Kai Sensei |
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PosterFormerlyKnownAsRFAA |
Drivers should be able to run over the pit crew of the other drivers! | #15 | ||
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Posts: 7098 06/30/09 01:08 PM |
Take it off the track and do it on the interstates across the country!
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Spotdawg |
done that already... | #16 | ||
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Posts: 546 06/30/09 01:17 PM |
Ricky Rudd rolled one of Bill Elliot's tire changers into the fender well with a sliding pit stop move at a race in Atlanta years ago. Covered him up with
a tarp and carried him away.
That was when NASCAR decided that cars should do no more than 30 to 50 mph on pit row. Effectively took half of the racing away in one fell swoop. Now they're all running the same small body(that looks like a Fiat)...with a wanna-be's wing on the rear deck. And you ask how to make it better? |
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PosterFormerlyKnownAsRFAA |
Integration. (nm) | #17 | ||
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Posts: 7099 06/30/09 01:24 PM |
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Paperdawg |
Hire SLy Croom as first black head race car driver coach | #18 | ||
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Posts: 475 06/30/09 01:31 PM |
of some team that's been a thorn in the side of motorsports since Day 1
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Paperdawg |
Lasers in the 'headlights' | #19 | ||
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Posts: 477 06/30/09 01:36 PM |
and each driver gets 2 grenades to use at any time
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wpnetdawg |
I am pretty sure a Croom-coached driver would | #20 | ||
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Posts: 3135 06/30/09 01:37 PM |
drive the same line regardless of track conditions or car setup.
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