The Avid Reader is not Huey Lewis but he is the bassist in the news
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 dawgman13
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Posts: 1741 06/19/09 02:00 PM The Enforcer |
"This man loves MSU and the WCO. Just think about the things you love. Your wife, God, hunting, beer, wood work. When you love something you work at it and perfect it. I really thought Henig was beginning to resemble Favre when he got hurt."
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HD6 |
If.... | #1 | ||
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Posts: 2060 06/19/09 02:07 PM The General |
you walk under the Avid Reader's legs, it's 10 years bad luck.
The original scene in The Hangover had the guys walking into the bathroom and finding the Avid Reader, not a tiger. The directors thought the tiger was more believable. There is an ancient saying in Vietnam "Các Avid Reader sẽ giết bạn.", which means The Avid Reader will kill you. The Avid Reader lit a cigarette off the Great Chicago Fire. The Avid Reader spells fun H-O-U-S-T-O-N-N-U-T-T-C-A-N-S-U-C-K-M-Y-B-A-L-L-S. The Avid Reader likes his steaks medium. The Avid Reader was the original host of Man Vs Wild, but Wild surrended.
"Nothing on this earth is closer to the blood of Christ than the tears of a hooker." - Colin Krieger
"I never read the free board, only what gets over here. If the sixpack is worse, they need to be assassinated!"-mclark |
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Posts: 2653 06/19/09 02:12 PM |
I have already been asked if the avid reader is Rosebowl or The Ninja.
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JohnDawg |
He's both at the same time. | #3 | ||
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Posts: 1123 06/19/09 02:15 PM |
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dawgman13 |
The Avid Reader was a member of Sexual Chocolate | #4 | ||
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Posts: 1743 06/19/09 02:18 PM The Enforcer |
In fact The Avid Reader believes the children are our are future
The Avid Reader says teach them well and let them lead the way The Avid Reader does not believe we should show them all the beauty they possess inside
"This man loves MSU and the WCO. Just think about the things you love. Your wife, God, hunting, beer, wood work. When you love something you work at it and perfect it. I really thought Henig was beginning to resemble Favre when he got hurt."
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jmbeck |
Found on the AD's front door the evening of November 28, 2008. | #5 | ||
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Posts: 1275 06/19/09 02:22 PM |
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McMeat |
The avid reader | #6 | ||
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Posts: 326 06/19/09 02:26 PM |
doesn't jump the shark. The shark jumps the avid reader.
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dawgman13 |
When Barack Obama says YES WE CAN | #7 | ||
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Posts: 1744 06/19/09 02:27 PM The Enforcer |
he is referring to him and The Avid Reader.
The Avid Reader is the father of Michael Jackson's children The Avid Reader has been known to refer to his penis as the Texas Tornado. The violence from the movie Taken is based on The Avid Readers last visit to the grocery store.
"This man loves MSU and the WCO. Just think about the things you love. Your wife, God, hunting, beer, wood work. When you love something you work at it and perfect it. I really thought Henig was beginning to resemble Favre when he got hurt."
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HD6 |
They were out of frozen aparagus aGAIN? | #8 | ||
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Posts: 2062 06/19/09 02:28 PM The General |
When will those fools at Kroger learn? When I ask?
"Nothing on this earth is closer to the blood of Christ than the tears of a hooker." - Colin Krieger
"I never read the free board, only what gets over here. If the sixpack is worse, they need to be assassinated!"-mclark |
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Optimus Prime 4 |
The avid reader went commando one day and went for a long walk | #9 | ||
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Posts: 7224 06/19/09 02:31 PM Cobra Kai Sensei |
The grand canyon was formed by his manhood dragging the ground behind him
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McMeat |
The avid reader | #10 | ||
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Posts: 327 06/19/09 02:34 PM |
doesn't walk up and stick it in. He sticks it in and walks up.
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HD6 |
Also worth mentioning that McCain's slogan "Country First"..... | #11 | ||
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Posts: 2064 06/19/09 02:37 PM The General |
implies we all understand the Avid Reader is actually first, but Country is first after him.
"Nothing on this earth is closer to the blood of Christ than the tears of a hooker." - Colin Krieger
"I never read the free board, only what gets over here. If the sixpack is worse, they need to be assassinated!"-mclark |
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dawgman13 |
Just like | #12 | ||
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Posts: 1745 06/19/09 02:38 PM The Enforcer |
The Transporter Movies are based on The Avid Reader taking his children to school.
Die Hard was based on the time at work when the Coke Machine vendor brought Pepsi. Lethal Weapon 1-4 were based on The Avid Readers friendship with The Mauler. The Avid Reader was no where involved with Lethal Weapon 5.
"This man loves MSU and the WCO. Just think about the things you love. Your wife, God, hunting, beer, wood work. When you love something you work at it and perfect it. I really thought Henig was beginning to resemble Favre when he got hurt."
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 Shmuley |
My secretary just checked on me. Thought I hurt myself. *** | #13 | ||
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Posts: 2721 06/19/09 02:39 PM |
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Dennis Miller on Nancy Pelosi during Obama's speech: "Hey, when higher taxes are proposed, she's up clapping like a seal at Sea World."
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dawgman13 |
also worth Mentioning Sarah Palin | #14 | ||
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Posts: 1746 06/19/09 02:41 PM The Enforcer |
The Avid Reader nailed her but not her daughter. He also nailed Megan Fox and both the cast of Facts of Live and One day at a time. Even Scheinder.
"This man loves MSU and the WCO. Just think about the things you love. Your wife, God, hunting, beer, wood work. When you love something you work at it and perfect it. I really thought Henig was beginning to resemble Favre when he got hurt."
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HD6 |
The Celebrity Jeopardy skits with Sean Connery... | #15 | ||
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Posts: 2066 06/19/09 02:42 PM The General |
are actually based on the one time Alex Trebek met the Avid Reader, who does in fact keep Trebek's mother as a prostitute in his employ.
"Nothing on this earth is closer to the blood of Christ than the tears of a hooker." - Colin Krieger
"I never read the free board, only what gets over here. If the sixpack is worse, they need to be assassinated!"-mclark |
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HD6 |
You know, I'm pretty sure you are recycling the Schneider joke. | #16 | ||
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Posts: 2067 06/19/09 02:43 PM The General |
I could be wrong though.
"Nothing on this earth is closer to the blood of Christ than the tears of a hooker." - Colin Krieger
"I never read the free board, only what gets over here. If the sixpack is worse, they need to be assassinated!"-mclark |
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PosterFormerlyKnownAsRFAA |
The Mayan calander is modeled after The Avid Reader's! | #17 | ||
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Posts: 7033 06/19/09 02:44 PM |
The Ninja didn't actually have anything to do with correcting the recent rash in misspelled words on campus. The Avid Reader thought them correct!
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Posts: 5944 06/19/09 02:45 PM Darth Photoshop |
The Avid Reader doesnt care for hair splitting.
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Sutterkane woya |
Avid Reader LOVES Rick Stansbury and thinks he's doing a solid job | #19 | ||
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Posts: 1248 06/19/09 03:00 PM |
as a reward, he inflated Meo's boobs to the size they are now.
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Jackdragbean |
The Ninja was actually giving thumbs up to the Avid Reader when he stepped off the plane. | #20 | ||
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Posts: 1521 06/19/09 03:50 PM |
+ Avid Reader because he IS the one.
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