and that's the story of how my wife died.
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Sutterkane woya
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One day the wife and I went to a local restaurant |
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Little did we know that on the way, we would almost have a car accident if it weren't for the Avid Reader picking up our vehicle using one of his many
special superhuman abilities. I'm not sure if it was simple telepathy or magneto kind of shit, but it was the best. He safely set our car down inside the
restaurant after teleporting it so we wouldn't have to walk. During dinner, my wife ordered a long island tea and it was far too strong. The avid reader
was kind enough to sense the need and 5 miles down the road whipped his male member out and promptly sweetened my wife's drink and stirred it at the same
time. Of course my wife was thinking as she drank the concoction and she became pregnant. This was bad as the 2 week old fetus inside her eventually kicked
its way out and killed her. Thank goodness the avid reader is related to God and he was able to get her into heaven.
and that's the story of how my wife died. |
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bulldogbaja |
That's fine, but was it The Grill? | #1 | ||
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and was it before or after they took all of the super awesome amazing stuff off the menu and replaced it with cow shit burgers and fried tampon sticks?
Overall SEC Championships:
Big 3 sports, last 30 years: MSU 6,UM ZERO Big 3 sports, since 1965: MSU 10, UM 3 Big 3 sports, all time: MSU 17, UM 12 All sports, all time: MSU 28, UM 18 |
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ClintonInHelen |
I'd hit it. | #2 | ||
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BlankStare |
Sound like a case for me | #3 | ||
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weirdo
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OneParticularHarbor |
Did you hear about when... | #4 | ||
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...Avid Reader saved the entire town of Senatobia with a skillfully aimed burst of flatulence?
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Sutterkane woya |
how do you think oxford came to be? | #5 | ||
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Avid Reader sharted that day.
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cps36 |
^^^^Hilarious^^^^ | #6 | ||
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well played.
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Sutterkane woya |
Avid Reader thinks Kobe is a top 5 shooting guard | #7 | ||
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and not overrated
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Replies
| One day the wife and I went to a local restaurant | 06/18/09 11:22 PM | Sutterkane woya |
| That's fine, but was it The Grill? | 06/19/09 01:06 AM | bulldogbaja |
| I'd hit it. | 06/19/09 01:35 AM | ClintonInHelen |
| Sound like a case for me | 06/19/09 02:16 AM | BlankStare |
| Did you hear about when... | 06/19/09 02:53 AM | OneParticularHarbor |
| how do you think oxford came to be? | 06/19/09 12:09 PM | Sutterkane woya |
| ^^^^Hilarious^^^^ | 06/19/09 03:03 PM | cps36 |
| Avid Reader thinks Kobe is a top 5 shooting guard | 06/19/09 04:11 PM | Sutterkane woya |





