Little did we know that on the way, we would almost have a car accident if it weren't for the Avid Reader picking up our vehicle using one of his many
special superhuman abilities. I'm not sure if it was simple telepathy or magneto kind of shit, but it was the best. He safely set our car down inside the
restaurant after teleporting it so we wouldn't have to walk. During dinner, my wife ordered a long island tea and it was far too strong. The avid reader
was kind enough to sense the need and 5 miles down the road whipped his male member out and promptly sweetened my wife's drink and stirred it at the same
time. Of course my wife was thinking as she drank the concoction and she became pregnant. This was bad as the 2 week old fetus inside her eventually kicked
its way out and killed her. Thank goodness the avid reader is related to God and he was able to get her into heaven.
and that's the story of how my wife died.
and that's the story of how my wife died.
