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What if we did everything the Coach34 way? |
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Posts: 2005 06/04/09 09:29 PM The General |
Patient-Hey doc, I keep accidently bumping my head and man, does it hurt.
Doctor-Well then, take this axe and cut your head off. Problem solved.
"Nothing on this earth is closer to the blood of Christ than the tears of a hooker." - Colin Krieger
"I never read the free board, only what gets over here. If the sixpack is worse, they need to be assassinated!"-mclark |
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Todd4State |
I'm on the floor laughing | #1 | ||
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Posts: 5189 06/04/09 09:41 PM |
I do not dare respond to a HD6 post on sixpack with ROTFLMAO.
But since you asked: Our OOC basketball schedule would look like an elite eight bracket. There would be no SEC West banners at the Hump. There would be a lot more abuse of hospital workers. We would be led by John Pelphrey to a losing record in basketball while Stansbury is thriving at Georgia and leading them to the Big Dance every year while every basketball announcer says at least twice "How could Mississippi State let this guy go?" that Georgia plays in. The landscape of the Earth would be changed forever- all of our maps would be rendered useless. You would have people tearing down goalposts for covering the spread. Jacob Hester and Kodi Augustus's numbers would be retired. And we wouldn't care if MSU won as long as we were right. "Because just being good kids who make good grades isn't good enough anymore."- John Cohen
"This league doesn't care how hard you try. This league cares about having real players who can perform certain skills. If you try to throw a fastball in and you miss the middle of the plate, the league doesn't care that you're a really good kid. The game says you better execute the pitch." - John Cohen |
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Coach34 |
lets get in the Time Machine... | #2 | ||
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Posts: 13396 06/04/09 10:33 PM Our KB21 |
2003- Coach34 joins Sixpackspeak.com
Dec, 2003- Heydog bans Coach34 after about 20 posts cause Coach tells him to 17 himself Dec, 2003- Coach34 rejoins under his current name Jan, 2004- Coach states that Stansbury wil never make a Sweet 16 (he still hasnt) Jan, 2004- Coach states that he has never even heard of Crooms and is sure he will be a shitty coach March, 2004- Stansbury chokes- no Sweet 16 April, 2004- Coach tells everybody on the board the Spread is not a 17'ing fad and it needs to be run at State Sept, 2004- Crooms loses to Maine- enough said November, 2004- Coach states that we will not make a Sweet 16 under Stansbury, he is a choker December, 2004- Coach says that Crooms will never be worth a shit as a coach March, 2005- Coach says Stansbury cant win a big game March, 2005- Stansbury zones Dook, becomes the Village Idiot August, 2005- Coach tells Sixpack the Spread isnt a fad and Urban Meyer will be a success at Florida September, 2005- Coach tells the Pack the you can run the Spread in the SEC December, 2005- Coach tells the Pack State will start the SEC 1-8 Febuary, 2006- State starts the SEC 1-8 Febuary, 2006- Coach reminds the Pack- we need to be in the Spread- the WCO wont ever be successful here March, 2006- we miss the NCAA Tourney May, 2006, Coach reminds the Pack that Crooms sux and wont ever be worth a shit on offense August, 2006- Coach tells the Pack aGAIN- the Spread is not a fad and will work in the SEC November, 2006- Coach tells the Pack Stansbury won't make the Sweet 16 Jan, 2007- Florida shows the Pack they are idiots and Coach was right- the Spread works in the SEC March, 2007- Coach says Stansbury won't make the Sweet 16 March, 2007- State wins the West and still doesnt make the NCAA Tourney April, 2007- Coach states that Crooms is an idiot and wont be worht a shit as a coach and as much as I'd like to keep going, I'm tired an am ready for bed- more later
Stansbury is 17-44 against the top 25, and 51-82 overall against the top 50...I rest my case (numbers compliments of ScoobaDawg)
"The best proven coordinator out there from a big school and the best head coach from a non-BCS program would not give MSU the time of day." - Willie Cunningham...a k a Ol Blew...a k a irsdawg" - October 22nd, 2008 |
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 Stormrider81 |
You posted a self timeline? Really? That's just sad. | #3 | ||
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Posts: 10016 06/04/09 10:43 PM |
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Coach34 |
Had to be done as much as you bitches lie | #4 | ||
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Posts: 13398 06/04/09 10:49 PM Our KB21 |
truthhurts-ku
Stansbury is 17-44 against the top 25, and 51-82 overall against the top 50...I rest my case (numbers compliments of ScoobaDawg)
"The best proven coordinator out there from a big school and the best head coach from a non-BCS program would not give MSU the time of day." - Willie Cunningham...a k a Ol Blew...a k a irsdawg" - October 22nd, 2008 |
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bonedaddy401 |
I'm speechless..... | #5 | ||
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Posts: 2225 06/04/09 10:50 PM |
You are the biggest dork ever.....hands down. How can one human suck so bad? |
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Posts: 1621 06/04/09 11:05 PM |
gross, but it had to be done |
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cowbell9 |
Holy %!!$ Coach....WTF? | #7 | ||
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Posts: 6154 06/04/09 11:20 PM |
NM
"A loss will be good for us in the long run"
Frances Drebin "I've had a handfull of man-crushes with players" Rebelbruiser 1/30/08 |
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jwbigcreek |
Trying to whup Polk's arse in the contest........ | #8 | ||
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Posts: 458 06/04/09 11:34 PM The Optometrist |
can I change my vote?
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JimHalpert.nafoom |
I think he's trying to make HD6's head explode.** | #9 | ||
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Posts: 398 06/05/09 04:14 AM |
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Your favorite sports team scores a game tying point, you find a dollar in the street, you see someone you hate get their ass kicked in public, all of these blissful moments deserve, nay, demand the most communal of public displays of pleasure: The Landshark. |
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dawgman42 |
You left onething off | #10 | ||
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Posts: 363 06/05/09 05:24 AM |
Todd4State wrote:And their rectums would require a regular cold compress |
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Maroon Eagle |
DDDY Election Campaigning... | #11 | ||
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Posts: 3284 06/05/09 05:52 AM Manager of Deathtöngue |
Coach34's trying for a big GOTV effort.
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vh dawg |
Ugh....I had not voted in Round 2 yet.... | #12 | ||
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Posts: 4880 06/05/09 06:29 AM Your Guitar Hero |
...and planned to vote for Polk, but that right there could very well lead me to change my vote.
-VH
"I'm so depressed I can't even blink." - Bill Dauterive "This certainly is not acceptable at the University of Florida. We've got to get better." - Florida AD Jeremy Foley, 10/23/2004 "I've watched tons of football and I made a 24 on the English section of my ACT, so watch who you're calling dumbass, dubmass. Queer." -BiggerFeces GO STATE!! |
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bulliegolfer |
One of C34's mid-afternoon snack treats? | #13 | ||
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Posts: 472 06/05/09 06:51 AM |
Henry Kissinger wrote: |
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The Big Slick |
Hard to beat a good old fashioned Corn Shit. | #14 | ||
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Posts: 1000 06/05/09 07:28 AM |
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Maroon Eagle |
I'm glad I voted for Polk. | #15 | ||
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Posts: 3285 06/05/09 07:36 AM Manager of Deathtöngue |
If only to try to temporarily stop the madness. |
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ckDOG |
ckDOG can finish your timeline for you... | #16 | ||
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Posts: 717 06/05/09 07:37 AM |
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. . May, 2007 - December, 2008 - Coach repeats the same shit he said from 2003 to 2007 over and over and over and over and over... January, 2009 - Coach turns gay for Kodi Augustus June, 2009 - Coach still gay for Kodi Augustus so from what ckDOG gathers, over your years of posting here, you've come up with 3 basic thoughts - only repeated thousands of times: 1) Croom sucks 2) The spread is awesome 3) Stans will never get to the Sweet 16. Now that Croom is gone and the spread is here, what will you bitch about if Stans "gets lucky" and (finally) gets to a Sweet 16? |
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DerHntr |
"Jimmy's gonna get you, Kramer! Jimmy holds grudges!" | #17 | ||
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Posts: 3315 06/05/09 07:43 AM Dr. Death
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Lt. Gen. Stephen D. Lee... Vicksburg National Military Park
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Uncle Leo |
I shouldn't even reply, but... | #18 | ||
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Posts: 2106 06/05/09 08:38 AM |
Coach34 wrote:We started 2-7. (Page 168) You're even wrong in your retroactive predictions. There's someone in my head but it's not me. |
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Coach34 |
pardon me... | #19 | ||
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Posts: 13399 06/05/09 08:45 AM Our KB21 |
it was 1-7...and CB9 still hasnt worn the dress in the Hump for losing the bet
Stansbury is 17-44 against the top 25, and 51-82 overall against the top 50...I rest my case (numbers compliments of ScoobaDawg)
"The best proven coordinator out there from a big school and the best head coach from a non-BCS program would not give MSU the time of day." - Willie Cunningham...a k a Ol Blew...a k a irsdawg" - October 22nd, 2008 |
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Posts: 5900 06/05/09 08:52 AM |
Coach34 wrote:See there.... I'm not into taking up for people on message boards, but I'm gonna do it this time. Peaches' comments usually seem pretty level headed to me, particular with respect to football. Give Coach34 a chance. |
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