I will always remember that place.
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dawgstudent
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Funniest/most memorable story from an away football game... |
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One of my best was going to a strip club in Gainesville. They advertise that thing all the way down from Tallahassee. Can't remember the name. Anyway,
they serve breakfast there and about 3 AM, we go and of course, order breakfast. Literally, you are eating eggs and bacon with a stipper not 3 feet in front
of you. What a great idea - tits and eggs.
I will always remember that place.
I support the two most frustrating teams in America: The New Orleans Saints and the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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Hector |
After the infamous "phatom flag" at bama.. | #61 | ||
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when Pig Prather ran back the punt my sister got into a little argument with a nasty bama fan. He was with a guy in a wheel chair in the endzone and we were
on the front row. The guy look like he hadn't had a bath in a month and tobacco juice was flowing down his chin onto his clothes (no joke). He kept
looking back at us grossing me out yelling "ROLL TIDE, ROLL TIDE" in an inbred retarded voice. Maybe he was, I dunno. My sis finally yells to him
to go home and brush his teeth. He piped down. And there was this State chic who yelled "Go to hell Alabama" 4,287 times. That got on my nerves.
Anywho- the story isn't all that great but it's a visual I had to share. Alabama- the place where tobacco juice flows.
"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about." Peter Griffin
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Indndawg |
Post Egg Bowl in 1994 (aka Fog Bowl) | #62 | ||
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Drunk Rebel (redundant) climbs upon a car or truck and starts hollering........"Reeeee-colllllllll-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" over and over and then the
yodeling from the Swiss Miss Instant Coco commercial....Yo-llllleeeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-hooooooooooooooooooo Swiss Miss...Instant
Cocoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
An equally drunk MSU fan walked by and told him something like, "Reb you rock" |
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jakldawg |
Was he wearing a Bama hockey jersey? | #63 | ||
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Because there was a loudmouth Bama guy talking smack with all the State fans before the game, right up until someone said "at least we didn't get beat
by Louisiana Tech" (oh the irony) and he shut up and sat down. Several older Bama fans in front of us turned around and said "I don't think that
feller's too bright." a few minutes later a fratty Bama fan and a State girl were about to throw down, and the same guys said "I got 5 bucks on
the girl. College boy's about to get his butt handed to him."
Anyway, my story involves too much partying the night before in 5 Points in Birmingham. The next day our group woke up feeling like crap. We stopped at Chick-fil-a, and I ordered the plainest thing I could. A young jersey sporting Bama fan was staring us down, and right before he unleashed whatever zinger he thought up I snarled in a Tom Waits-like voice "save it, kid, we're not in the mood." The traffic was horrible the whole way, and the guy driving would constantly zoom ahead, then slam on the brakes. We get into Tuscaloosa and my stomach had enough. We're stuck in traffic on MacFarland, and I yack. In the car. Actually on the window. The people next to us must have thought they were watching a scene from Alien. I open the door and hurl again. At the same time, I was holding down the button for the window, so I'm basically rolling puke down into the door. The guy driving is freaking out (it was his girlfriend's car), vowing to kill me, etc. etc. The car behind us starts honking and shouting "Woo! Go Dogs!" We stop at a gas station, and the cost of cleaning supplies and gatorade came to $6.66. And we then proceed to lose the game (phantom hold, "good" extra point, you know the rest). |
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DowntownDawg |
That same night.... | #64 | ||
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....we had driven down for the game. We went to the Holiday Inn that the team always stayed at. An older guy from my hometown that we sort of knew stayed
there and offered us a ride to the stadium in his van. We gladly accepted. As the team got on the bus, we loaded up in the van, figuring we would follow the
bus at a safe distance and park somewhere on campus. That was not to be.
This gentleman pulled his white Windstar in directly behind the bus and in front of the police escort. There were maybe two or three other vehicles behind ours, and I assume these were coaches wives or some type of support staff. We got on campus and the LSU faithful were rowdy. They pelted the vehicle with beer cans and other objects. The driver of the vehicle would occasionally roll down his window and snarl "GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL!" We followed the bus all the way in and we had the best parking spot on campus, right next to the bus directly underneath Tiger Stadium. At the end of the game, we had to wait on the team to get dressed and load the bus so we could get out as well. We sat dejectedly (unaware that we had just witnessed the beginning of the end for Jackie Wayne Sherrill) on a curb underneath the stadium. A young coonass (about 8-10 years old) with his father came up to us in our misery and from about 6 feet away said "Two bits, four bits, six bits -a- bucket. All for State, get down and suck it." The Dad had a good laugh and was obviously very proud of his son. The driver of the van muttered something about coming to Starkville and getting a "good ol' country ass whoopin next year," but that was not to be either. We pulled the same trick in 2002 but the cops were more alert and kept cutting between us and the bus and we didn't get as good of a spot that year. Edited to add: There is another submission involving the Gainesville trip in 2001 that I had better not post due to too many civilians knowing my identity. |
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4suredog |
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How about the story from a few years back. I think it was an Oklahoma or Texas fan basically blogged throughout the day? Went to the football then back to town
for the basketball game? Anybody, still have that? Very good day trip!!!
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HD6 |
Do you have to live vicariously... | #66 | ||
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through a Texas fan's 10 year old story? You don't have one of your own to share?
"Nothing on this earth is closer to the blood of Christ than the tears of a hooker." - Colin Krieger
"I never read the free board, only what gets over here. If the sixpack is worse, they need to be assassinated!"-mclark |
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4suredog |
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Well, I am sure I do, but I am generally drunk and don't remember much.....
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Optimus Prime 4 |
Have I ever told you about my trip to the Ryan's Steakhouse?** | #68 | ||
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Big D |
Alabama 1997 | #69 | ||
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I went to the rest room during the half time show. The place was full, I'm talking elbow elbow. Some drunk guy in the middle put his chin up in the air
and dared anyone who was brave enough to hit him. It took about 15 seconds and the guy was on the floor.
Great Stuff! |
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lawdawg02 |
i choose to live vicariously... | #70 | ||
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through myself.
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Paperdawg |
all of it, mcdonough | #71 | ||
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rem101 |
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i got kicked out of pat o's last time we played at tulane. for throwing up in the bar. quite funny.
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patdyeisstilldrunk |
Ask, and ye shall receive | #73 | ||
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bonedaddy401 |
One to many Car Bombs?* | #74 | ||
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omaha08 |
Egg Bowl this past year | #75 | ||
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Three of my friends and I (all state grads) started tailgaiting in the grove around eight o'clock and by 10:45 we were pretty much hammered. As we were
walking towards the stadium this older johnny reb stops us and asks us "Hey boys do ya'll know how to make cookies?" My friend walks up closer
to him and replies"yea I believe we do" Johnny Reb says "well the real recipe is you take mississippi state in the egg bowl and beat the hell
out of them for three hours" I was willing to laugh it off and carry on and just make fun of how stupid that was as we walked to the game, but not my
buddy. So he asks johnny reb " Sir do you like apples? Johnny Reb says Yea I guess so. Then my buddy (sort of copied of Good Will Hunting) pours his
beer he was holding onto the mans crotch and says "well I just made it look you pissed yourself....... how do you like them apples?" We burst into
laughter as Ol Johnny Reb turns as red as a fire truck...........
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wbc40 |
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A coast rat like yourself should be able to handle his booze better, especially on your home turf in New Orleans.
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DAWGS1 |
1994 Egg Bowl....(we whipped that ass 21-17) but before the game....... | #77 | ||
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about 8 of us, wives included, were standing in the lyceum building, trying to stay warm and this old Reb from West Point comes in, drunk of course and starts
running his mouth. He keeps on for about 5 minutes, just dogging MSU and us included. One of my friends has basically had enough and tells him to shut the hell
up and go on. Well, old reb keeps running his mouth so my friend goes over to the wall, yanks the fire extinquisher off it , pulls the pin and sprays this guy
from head to toe with white foam.
You have to imagine this old guy with drink in hand, covered, I mean covered in white foam. My friend just tosses the extinquisher on the floor.... and the old guy after about 20 seconds finally wipes some of it off his face and goes on out the front door w/out saying a word. meantime, all of us are bent over laughing so hard our stomachs and faces are hurting. oh what a damn good time! |
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