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Funniest/most memorable story from an away football game... |
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Posts: 16732 05/26/09 10:13 AM The Godfather |
One of my best was going to a strip club in Gainesville. They advertise that thing all the way down from Tallahassee. Can't remember the name. Anyway,
they serve breakfast there and about 3 AM, we go and of course, order breakfast. Literally, you are eating eggs and bacon with a stipper not 3 feet in front
of you. What a great idea - tits and eggs.
I will always remember that place.
I support the two most frustrating teams in America: The New Orleans Saints and the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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 Bob Sacamano |
Liberty Bowl | #1 | ||
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Posts: 108 05/26/09 10:19 AM |
Piano player at Silky's is smoking a joint and letting his fan blow his smoke on the crowd in front of him.
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DerHntr |
went to Bama... | #2 | ||
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Posts: 3245 05/26/09 10:19 AM Dr. Death
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and one of my buddies was literally piss drunk. he couldn't hold it so he looked down and saw a massive purse that one of the sorority girls had brought
in with her. it looked like a duffle bag. the game was pretty in-tents and no one was looking (so he thought). he whipped it out and took a huge piss right
in her purse. he got his ass chewed and then was thrown out of the game. needless to say we didn't come to his defense. we were walking out after the
game and were heading to our tailgate area when we saw him passed out in a chair at an empty Bama tent with rotel cheese and chips all over him. good times
Ole Miss: Where winning the Cotton Bowl brings their football program from a turd to mediocrity ...... (paraphrased from AceD3) |
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Posts: 283 05/26/09 10:23 AM |
I went to an Arkansas game (to visit some friends) in Little Rock where all of the tailgaiting is done on a public golf course. Anyway, I saw this guy, had to
have been a pledge- had a suit, drunk as hell at 9:30 a.m. I watched this pledge, who was carrying two veggie trays and some other shit, fall head first in
this creek that divided two holes. He just sat in the creek covered in carrots, ranch, and mud. We couldn't quit laughing for hours.
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Rebheaded Stranger |
I got lost leaving the SAE house after an LSU v. State game | #4 | ||
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Posts: 343 05/26/09 10:27 AM Cohen's #1 Fan
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This was the game where an unsuspecting public got to witness the all too brief career of Cecil "The Diesel Sexual Assaulter" Collins. I believe he
scored on a 70 yard run that night wearing only one shoe. We supposedly had a place lined up to stay but it turned into a twelve people in a living room
situation so I thought I'd just go get a hotel room instead. Bad idea obviously on game night. Having never been to Starkville before other than as a kid,
I got lost and ended up outside of a local parks building or YMCA. Mind you, this was well after midnight.
I asked a guy how to get back to Jackson. He said he could show me if I gave him a ride home. I told my then girlfriend, now wife, that Ledarius was gonna ride shotgun and asked her to get in the backseat. I then offered Ledarius a beer and he had me stop a couple of times along the way to his house. I ended up at a party where Ledarius and his friends, who were decidedly different in dress, appearance, number of weapons they brandished, and music taste than the SAE's, offered my wife and I a wine coolers. We elected to not stay for too long as it was almost 2AM by this point. Drove back to Jackson and nearly died when I ran a stop sign that came up out of nowhere in the middle of nowhere. Not the most fun road trip ever. But probably the most memorable. 
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Posts: 479 05/26/09 10:36 AM |
dawgstudent wrote: Cafe Risque. I had a club sandwich which was about as bad as the talent on stage. They did have a descent gift shop though.
"Because just being good kids who make good grades isn't good enough anymore." - John Cohen
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Shmuley |
Don't remember the year (early 90s) at UGA. ... | #6 | ||
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Posts: 2657 05/26/09 10:54 AM |
Went with a buddy who decided to break in some brand new boots for the occasion. We're walking down a sidewalk toward Sanford with hundreds of people
around. He's carrying all manner of shit (coat, binoculars, seat cushion, boiled peanuts). To this day we can't figure out what happened, but somehow
his slick-ass leather bottoms let him down. Instead of just busting his ass in his own space, he decided to try to "save it" with some sort of
Mikhail Baryshnikov inspired lunge and ended up taking out an older Georgia fan female walking ahead of us. Sonofabitch sounded like a runaway clydesdale.
She said she wasn't hurt, but the blood on her leg said otherwise. Talk about a time that tests a friendship. There was nowhere to hide.
And then we gathered up his shit and proceeded into Sanford where we watched jackieass get the shit kicked out of him.
Dennis Miller on Nancy Pelosi during Obama's speech: "Hey, when higher taxes are proposed, she's up clapping like a seal at Sea World."
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Todd4State |
Went to LSU after the Maine debacle | #7 | ||
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Posts: 5064 05/26/09 11:28 AM |
I have some friends that asked me to go with them- they may even post on here from time to time.
I don't think we even got past the 50 yard line and Omarr got absolutely mauled by some LSU DE who looked like he was 6'9" 320 and ran a 4.3 40. I guess that's how big and fast you have to be if you live in a swamp inhabited by alligators and cajuns to live down there. The guy just blew past Johnny Big Daddy Wadley and Omarr just ducked and blew out his knee. Saban took it easy on us to. But the best part, or funniest part, was here we were poor pitiful Mississippi State- on probation and coming off of the most embarassing loss in school history playing LSU coming off of a NC, or no more than two years removed, I can't remember- and there was this LSU fan with a t-shirt at the game with a University of Maine t-shirt on. I think we all got our picture made with the guy. My funniest band away game story occurred in Athens, Georgia. We got beat 47-0 or something like that because apparently Jackie forgot to put in the game film or the bus driver was going to fast or some other BS like that. Anyway, in band, you don't have eligibility rules like in athletics. You can be in the band for 20 years if you want to, and in fact, we did have a few guys from the original Felker era in the band in 1997. One of them was a trombone player who was a section leader- I guess he made a steady ascent after 10 years, but he was a music major and was kind of anal at times. He'd find mistakes in the music and crap like that. Anyway, after getting down 31-0 or whatever, we weren't really focusing a lot on what we were doing other than maybe hoping that we were going to eat at the Varsity or something. One of the trombone players didn't bring his horn up on time- which is a minor thing in the grand scheme of life. The section leader just starts yelling at the guy "YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THE BAND WITH YOUR HORN DOWN!!!!" Then the trombone player yells back- "YEAH? WELL YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THE BAND THAT'S 30!!!!. Same trombone player that yelled back at the section leader- in Oxford in 1998, JJ Johnson scored a TD, and I turn around to high five the trombone player. Instead of hitting his hand, I hit him straight in the face and knocked him over and busted his lip wide open. I felt horrible. He was OK though. "Because just being good kids who make good grades isn't good enough anymore."- John Cohen
"This league doesn't care how hard you try. This league cares about having real players who can perform certain skills. If you try to throw a fastball in and you miss the middle of the plate, the league doesn't care that you're a really good kid. The game says you better execute the pitch." - John Cohen |
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cowbell9 |
It was 1997. I was there. Game sucked but we went to the.. | #8 | ||
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Posts: 6100 05/26/09 11:45 AM |
50 Watt Club and slammed danced to Guadacanal Diary. Afterwards , I got into a fight at the Dennys. Then my buddy got evicted from the hotel we were staying
in. I'm sure alot of it was funny, but I cant remember for sure.
"A loss will be good for us in the long run"
Frances Drebin "I've had a handfull of man-crushes with players" Rebelbruiser 1/30/08 |
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dawgstudent |
I hope my description narrows it down.. | #9 | ||
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Posts: 16734 05/26/09 12:03 PM The Godfather |
but who was the black guy that was always in the pep band? Might have been a tuba player.
I support the two most frustrating teams in America: The New Orleans Saints and the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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Xartox |
Todd I remember both of those stories | #10 | ||
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Posts: 1012 05/26/09 12:05 PM |
I was in the band in '97 as well. The "Yeah, but you're the only one that's 30", was hilarious at the time.
I've been trying to figure out who you are. There's only 2 or 3 Todd's I can think of. I played Trumpet from 97-99. -Parker
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Posts: 5896 05/26/09 12:06 PM Darth Photoshop |
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Todd4State |
You're talking about | #12 | ||
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Posts: 5065 05/26/09 12:09 PM |
Orlando.
He was there for a while before and after me. "Because just being good kids who make good grades isn't good enough anymore."- John Cohen
"This league doesn't care how hard you try. This league cares about having real players who can perform certain skills. If you try to throw a fastball in and you miss the middle of the plate, the league doesn't care that you're a really good kid. The game says you better execute the pitch." - John Cohen |
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gtowndawg |
Vandy 1999 | #13 | ||
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Posts: 1628 05/26/09 12:11 PM |
Probably only funny to me (maybe you had to be there)....
My Dad and I are sitting next to some huge redneck state fan. I don't say that to be mean, but he was straight from the farm. He was huge too, easily 275. This guy was loud and funny. Usually these people get on my nerves but I really liked this guy. We hit it off from the moment we met. Anyway, State was very good if you recall. We were ranked somewhere in the top 20 already in the season. So State's killing Vandy and during a timeout they showed some games in progress. One of the games they showed was either Iowa or Iowa State, I can't remember which. Whoever it was they sucked royaly that year and they were getting killed this game. So my redneck buddy sees the game in progress (ex: Northwestern 35, Iowa 0 at halftime) and says "big deal we could beat them." I looked at him like he was nuts, with a look on my face that said "of course we could beat them." Then he said, "No, I mean you and me...we could beat Iowa." |
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Todd4State |
Played baritone | #14 | ||
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Posts: 5066 05/26/09 12:12 PM |
Last chair.
Not a section leader. There for my GPA. Personally there to go to football games for free. And I'm not the Todd that played baritone and did the weather for MSU. "Because just being good kids who make good grades isn't good enough anymore."- John Cohen
"This league doesn't care how hard you try. This league cares about having real players who can perform certain skills. If you try to throw a fastball in and you miss the middle of the plate, the league doesn't care that you're a really good kid. The game says you better execute the pitch." - John Cohen |
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Xartox |
Aight yeah I think I remember ya. | #15 | ||
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Posts: 1013 05/26/09 12:14 PM |
That's pretty much the same reason I was in the band. (I wasn't last chair though.)
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lawdawg02 |
2000 at LSU. | #16 | ||
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Posts: 2731 05/26/09 12:17 PM One Call, That's All
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i got free tickets from john brady through a mutual friend. needless to say, these tickets were in the heart of the LSU sections. picked the tickets up
from brady's house and promised that i wouldn't make an ass out of myself. anyway...
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Todd4State |
I wasn't going to do band in college | #17 | ||
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Posts: 5067 05/26/09 12:22 PM |
but one of my HS friends who was in the band talked me into it.
I'm actually glad I did. If you were there in 1998, you would remember when we went to New Orleans before we went to LSU. We totally trashed the hotel and they sent Mrs. Lance this huge binder with all of the damage including photographs. I think the drummers got a bunch of adult videos via the hotel movie channel that night. The damage done probably set the new band hall back for a year. The cheerleaders got in on the action to- I remember they got so hammered that only three of them could even make the trip over to Baton Rouge the next day. "Because just being good kids who make good grades isn't good enough anymore."- John Cohen
"This league doesn't care how hard you try. This league cares about having real players who can perform certain skills. If you try to throw a fastball in and you miss the middle of the plate, the league doesn't care that you're a really good kid. The game says you better execute the pitch." - John Cohen |
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dawgstudent |
Most enjoyable State loss... | #18 | ||
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Posts: 16735 05/26/09 12:22 PM The Godfather |
if there ever could be one. That was just a damn good game.
I support the two most frustrating teams in America: The New Orleans Saints and the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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Posts: 5897 05/26/09 12:28 PM Darth Photoshop |
lawdawg02 wrote: /Candy corn 
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lawdawg02 |
it really was a great game. | #20 | ||
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Posts: 2733 05/26/09 12:28 PM One Call, That's All
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and for the most part, the LSU fans around me weren't all that bad. it was a great atmosphere - 96k and at night.
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