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        <![CDATA[ Mount Everest is actually a kidney stone the Avid Reader passed in 1965.


The Avid Reader taught &quot;The Nature Boy&quot; Ric Flair the secrets of the figure four leglock.


The Avid Reader once made love to Sophia Loren just so he could tell her she wasn&#39;t as good as Ann Margret.


The sitcom &quot;The Jeffersons&quot; was based on the life of the Avid Reader, only he&#39;s not black, has never run a dry cleaning business, and
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Happy Avid Reader Day!  ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Happy Avid Reader Day!  ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Happy Avid Reader Day!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Avid Reader used his mind control and cloaking powers to make us think so.
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<br>
The Avid Reader is actually the AD at Tennessee.  The Avid Reader hired Lane Kiffin and Ed Orgeron.  Be glad Tennessee rolled off our schedule.
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The Avid Reader invented and executed the most difficult circus performance in the history of mankind.  Only one man has tried to copy it.
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<br>
AA - RIP Nils Wärmegård ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:49:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Happy Avid Reader Day!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I always enjoyed the Marching Floozies. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Happy Avid Reader Day!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Chris Petersen is actually a AvidReadertologist. Avid Reader just didn&#39;t believe in Chris Petersen.
<br>
<br>
The Avid Reader took the picture of the Clemson kid sucking off the banana.
<br>
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The Avid Reader told Ron Polk that his book sucked so Ron retired.
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The Avid Reader said our uniforms sucked and made Addidas make us new ones.
<br>
<br>
The Avid Reader thinks Coach34 is a douche. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Happy Avid Reader Day!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You have just been bitch slapped for doubting my abilities.  I chose to retire the &quot;Avid Reader&quot; nick some years ago because of it&#39;s greatness. 
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Consider yourself the first poster to feel my wrath today.
<br>
<br>
THE Avid Reader
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			<description><![CDATA[ and you would be wrong on that assumption.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>none of those jokes have ever been applied to Chuck Norris, and any similarity is unintentional.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The department of defense has him on top of a volcano in hawaii with a stack of boulders ready to knock down that north korean missle if it comes over. Robert
gates was referring to him when he said we have defenses and countermeasures in place. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">HD6 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <p>From the writings of Nostradamus......
  <br>
  <br>
  And lo, six of them will arise, to remove themselves from the flock. They will be cast out, and yet, the truth will prevail for them in the years of the
  Walrus. And the one who reads avidly shall rise, and it is he they will honor above all others. On the day of the solstice, the celebration will be vast.</p>
</blockquote>
<br>
/Quality
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ nm ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>From the writings of Nostradamus......
<br>
<br>
And lo, six of them will arise, to remove themselves from the flock.  They will be cast out, and yet, the truth will prevail for them in the years of the
Walrus.  And the one who reads avidly shall rise, and it is he they will honor above all others.  On the day of the solstice, the celebration will be vast.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;d love to meet him someday, but I can only assume he&#39;s already done a background check on me and I&#39;ve been deemed unworthy.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ through himself.  he is also more interesting than the most interesting man in the world.
<br>
<br>
<img height="264" src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/the_most_interesting_man_in_the_world.jpg" width="173" alt="image">

<p><br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Blues Singer Robert Johnson didn&#39;t make a deal with the devil at a Delta Crossroads -- he made it with the Avid Reader who was in the area looking for a
good tamale stand.
<br>
The Avid Reader beat the Apollo program to the moon by 6 months using only a &#39;57 Chevy and holding his breath the entire time. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">HD6 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  The Avid Reader bought Neil Peart his first drum kit.
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</blockquote>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ nm ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Avid reader wrote all of the music for Led Zeppelin&#39;s first four albums and invented the symbols for the fourth. He just allows Zeppelin to play them.
<br>
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Avid reader actually wrote Blazing Saddles, and it was good.
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Avid reader created Cindy Crawford&#39;s mole.
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Avid reader called Babe Ruth&#39;s shot and then erased all evidence of it except for that one blurry photo. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Mount Everest is actually a kidney stone the Avid Reader passed in 1965.
<br>
<br>
The Avid Reader taught &quot;The Nature Boy&quot; Ric Flair the secrets of the figure four leglock.
<br>
<br>
The Avid Reader once made love to Sophia Loren just so he could tell her she wasn&#39;t as good as Ann Margret.
<br>
<br>
The sitcom &quot;The Jeffersons&quot; was based on the life of the Avid Reader, only he&#39;s not black, has never run a dry cleaning business, and
wouldn&#39;t dream of moving up... ]]></description>

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